Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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