I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
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He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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