Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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