What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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