He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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