He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize