Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm sobbing to NWA
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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