Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
