so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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