Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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