Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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