So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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