Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
My ass is underappreciated
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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