question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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