Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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