if you like me you must not know who I am
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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They have beer where we have blood.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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