She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize