I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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