what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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