Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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