Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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