i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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