In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
