Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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