I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
