I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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