this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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