no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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