who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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