I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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