writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Houston, we have a blender
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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