she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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