i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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