Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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