The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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