I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
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I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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