The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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