Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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