Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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