I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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