Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
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I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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