does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
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it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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