false alarm. still invincible.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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