Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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