Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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