I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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