The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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