wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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