If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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