we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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