come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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