remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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