We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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