so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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