We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
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wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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